MEN and WOMEN

We always think our first love is our last, and our last love is our first.
- George John Whyte-Melville

For me love has to go very deep. Sex only has to go a few inches.
- Bullets Over Broadway

Any girl can be glamorous: all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamaar, early film star

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
- Marie Corelli

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland

God gave men both a penis AND a brain, but only enough blood to run them one at a time.
- Robin Williams

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Every time the phone doesn't ring, I know it's him.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an ax.
- found on the internet

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

boy, n: A noise with dirt on it.
- Mark Twain

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